Thread: This is what happens to slowrolling jerkoffs

Table '159308094 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BloodyAces24 (1835 in chips)
Seat 2: MRobot (1435 in chips)
Seat 3: boquera (1265 in chips)
Seat 4: gluestick3 (1520 in chips)
Seat 5: Die Bibi (1370 in chips)
Seat 6: 06GATORS07 (1080 in chips)
Seat 7: upissant (1110 in chips)
Seat 8: nickg1983 (2025 in chips)
Seat 9: pokcer2000 (1860 in chips)
boquera: posts small blind 15
gluestick3: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MRobot [Jd Jc]
MRobot said, "HAHAHAHAHAH\"
Die Bibi: calls 30
06GATORS07: folds
gluestick3 said, "what she show?"
upissant: folds
upissant said, "a j"
MRobot said, "aj no heart"
nickg1983: calls 30
pokcer2000: calls 30
BloodyAces24: folds
gluestick3 said, "lol"
MRobot: raises 60 to 90
boquera: calls 75
gluestick3: folds
Die Bibi: calls 60
nickg1983: calls 60
pokcer2000: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [2c Jh 2s]
boquera: checks
Die Bibi: checks
nickg1983: checks
pokcer2000: checks
MRobot: bets 60
boquera: folds
Die Bibi: folds
nickg1983: calls 60
pokcer2000: folds
*** TURN *** [2c Jh 2s] [6s]
nickg1983: checks
MRobot: checks
*** RIVER *** [2c Jh 2s 6s] [8d]
nickg1983: checks
MRobot: bets 90
nickg1983: raises 1785 to 1875 and is all-in
(at this point MRobot hits the clock button and quickly calls aim crew to see)

MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:29:23 AM): search MRobot on stars

completedonkbag (2:29:33 AM): is he making out with men

MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:29:38 AM): fast
MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:29:40 AM): 40 seconds

completedonkbag (2:29:58 AM): im there bot
completedonkbag (2:30:00 AM): u got 2222?

MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:04 AM): lol
MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:08 AM): naw she just bluffed last hand
MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:11 AM): watch this
MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:12 AM): lol

(right at the 1 second mark on clock MRobot hits call obv)

MRobot: calls 1195 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (590) returned to nickg1983
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nickg1983: shows [2d 2h] (four of a kind, Deuces)
MRobot: shows [Jd Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Deuces)
nickg1983 collected 3170 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3170 | Rake 0
Board [2c Jh 2s 6s 8d]
Seat 1: BloodyAces24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MRobot (button) showed [Jd Jc] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Deuces
Seat 3: boquera (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: gluestick3 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Die Bibi folded on the Flop
Seat 6: 06GATORS07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: upissant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: nickg1983 showed [2d 2h] and won (3170) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: pokcer2000 folded on the Flop


Torpdough (2:30:16 AM): lol

MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:26 AM): OMFG

oldmanbobson (2:30:28 AM): LOLOL

completedonkbag (2:30:34 AM): LOLERSKATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:34 AM): OM<FG
MikeMeLikeaRobot (2:30:36 AM): OMFG

oldmanbobson (2:30:41 AM): LOLOBOT

Conspiringu (2:30:43 AM): ????

Torpdough (2:30:43 AM): hof

completedonkbag (2:30:49 AM): this is the greatest day of my life

Conspiringu (2:30:53 AM): what happened

oldmanbobson (2:30:55 AM): Bot was slow rolling with the second nuts

Torpdough (2:31:04 AM): reverse slow roll ftcl

oldmanbobson (2:31:05 AM): J22 board
oldmanbobson (2:31:13 AM): the opponent had 22 obv
oldmanbobson (2:31:16 AM): bot JJ
oldmanbobson (2:31:29 AM): That was comically HOF right there

Conspiringu (2:31:48 AM): lol

completedonkbag (2:32:06 AM): BOT GOT HIS ASS PWNED
completedonkbag (2:32:09 AM): anybody got that HH