Aspiring man of leisure and Boris Poker Forum all star jiveturkeysuckafool made another final table on the Heartland Poker Tour, this time taking 3rd for a cool 18k. The field has 214 players, including Greg Raymer aka "Fossilman" aka "Morbidly obese and horifically ugly" and jive pwned almost all their faces until he got donkstruck when his AQ was outflopped by J8. Jive will be on the TV when the final table airs and never one to brag he said, "i was funny as hell, man. theyll have to edit a lot, obv, but i really was god at that ft". He also refused to wear a Boris T shirt that I had express couriered to his hotel room the night before instead choosing to wear "the wamrest coat he has ever owned".

obv on the boris t.

however, i did refuse to wear the pokerstars patch that the hpt asked me to don. if they arent paying me, fuck them.

lol wat?

They dont pay to wear the patch? LOL tight tour