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ST. LOUIS (AP) -Kim English scored 24 points while matching his career best with five 3-pointers, and Missouri hounded Illinois into a season-high 22 turnovers in an 81-68 victory that ended the Tigers' nine-year losing streak in the Braggin' Rights game on Wednesday night.

Freshman Michael Dixon had a season-best 16 points and five assists, and J.T. Tiller had 12 points, five assists and five rebounds for the Tigers (8-3), who have won three in a row. Missouri beat Illinois (8-4) for the first time since 1999 before a raucous sellout crowd of 20,497.

Mike Tisdale had 14 points and 13 rebounds for Illinois (8-4), which has lost two straight and is 1-4 on the road or at neutral sites. Mike Davis also had a double-double with 11 points and 13 rebounds.

Steerpike representing Gormenghast, or maybe just himself
Straight from a fantasy novel without a single faggot elf
This is serious literature, Tolkien can suck these nuts
I wouldn't use a stolen dick to fuck D&D sluts
Gormenghast nigga, what you don't know it?
That's because your faggot ass could never get through it
I see that I'm speaking to a gentlemanly group
Are you as fond as this gangbanger of the occasional coup?
Monarchy is dead, and people like me are the killers
Anarchists for life nigga, there's nobody iller.

i cant wait for august 8th twenty ten

PokerStars Game #36761433083: Tournament #239010153, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/12/16 3:51:51 ET
Table '239010153 55' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: siguxa (3150 in chips)
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee (14908 in chips)
Seat 3: Beekie59 (7700 in chips)
Seat 4: orvisjr (3000 in chips)
Seat 5: O2pass (4909 in chips)
Seat 6: lemonkidd95 (1570 in chips)
Seat 7: Dpp125 (3133 in chips)
Seat 8: vagnerl0ve (3470 in chips)
Seat 9: Valsky (3370 in chips)
vagnerl0ve: posts small blind 50
Valsky: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MarklarMcGee [Jd 4c]
siguxa: folds
MarklarMcGee: calls 100
Beekie59: folds
orvisjr: folds
O2pass: folds
lemonkidd95: raises 1470 to 1570 and is all-in
Dpp125: folds
vagnerl0ve: folds
Valsky: folds
MarklarMcGee: calls 1470
*** FLOP *** [3h 5d Ac]
*** TURN *** [3h 5d Ac] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5d Ac 8d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MarklarMcGee: shows [Jd 4c] (high card Ace)
lemonkidd95: shows [4s 4h] (a pair of Fours)
lemonkidd95 collected 3290 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3290 | Rake 0
Board [3h 5d Ac 8d 6d]
Seat 1: siguxa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee showed [Jd 4c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: Beekie59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: orvisjr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: O2pass folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lemonkidd95 showed [4s 4h] and won (3290) with a pair of Fours
Seat 7: Dpp125 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: vagnerl0ve (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Valsky (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #36760836873: Tournament #239010153, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/12/16 3:12:36 ET
Table '239010153 55' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: whmiii (2420 in chips)
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee (6789 in chips)
Seat 3: salimof (2940 in chips)
Seat 4: PBOD82 (2960 in chips)
Seat 5: O2pass (3230 in chips)
Seat 6: lemonkidd95 (250 in chips)
Seat 7: Dpp125 (2980 in chips)
Seat 8: vagnerl0ve (3030 in chips)
Seat 9: WantIPlay (1 in chips)
lemonkidd95: posts small blind 10
Dpp125: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MarklarMcGee [4h Jc]
vagnerl0ve: folds
WantIPlay: calls 1 and is all-in
whmiii: folds
MarklarMcGee: calls 20
salimof: folds
PBOD82: calls 20
O2pass: folds
lemonkidd95: calls 10
Dpp125: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4d Jh]
lemonkidd95: checks
Dpp125: checks
MarklarMcGee: bets 79
PBOD82: calls 79
lemonkidd95: folds
Dpp125: folds
*** TURN *** [Qh 4d Jh] [Jd]
MarklarMcGee: bets 179
PBOD82: calls 179
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4d Jh Jd] [2d]
MarklarMcGee: bets 379
PBOD82: raises 379 to 758
MarklarMcGee: raises 5753 to 6511 and is all-in
PBOD82: calls 1924 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3829) returned to MarklarMcGee
WantIPlay said, "phucking moron"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MarklarMcGee: shows [4h Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Fours)
PBOD82: shows [Qd Td] (a flush, Queen high)
MarklarMcGee collected 5956 from side pot
WantIPlay: shows [3d 8d] (a flush, Jack high)
MarklarMcGee collected 5 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5961 Main pot 5. Side pot 5956. | Rake 0
Board [Qh 4d Jh Jd 2d]
Seat 1: whmiii folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee showed [4h Jc] and won (5961) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
Seat 3: salimof folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PBOD82 showed [Qd Td] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: O2pass (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lemonkidd95 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Dpp125 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: vagnerl0ve folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: WantIPlay showed [3d 8d] and lost with a flush, Jack high

PokerStars Game #35864464563: Tournament #213973774, $9.00+$0.90 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (20/40) - 2009/11/26 2:30:47 ET
Table '213973774 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: sean.f002 (1026 in chips)
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee (1699 in chips)
Seat 3: ambernat (2920 in chips)
Seat 4: dirtybird41 (1425 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: peachmcfuzz (2215 in chips)
Seat 6: joy813 (1640 in chips)
Seat 7: chetmik (2775 in chips)
Seat 8: DJS16x (1515 in chips)
Seat 9: Gavana (1455 in chips)
sean.f002: posts small blind 20
MarklarMcGee: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MarklarMcGee [4h Jh]
ambernat: folds
dirtybird41: folds
peachmcfuzz: folds
joy813: folds
chetmik: folds
DJS16x: folds
Gavana: folds
sean.f002: calls 20
MarklarMcGee: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c Kd 9h]
sean.f002: checks
MarklarMcGee: checks
*** TURN *** [2c Kd 9h] [5c]
sean.f002: checks
MarklarMcGee: bets 80
sean.f002: folds
Uncalled bet (80) returned to MarklarMcGee
MarklarMcGee collected 80 from pot
MarklarMcGee: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 80 | Rake 0
Board [2c Kd 9h 5c]
Seat 1: sean.f002 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: MarklarMcGee (big blind) collected (80)
Seat 3: ambernat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dirtybird41 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: peachmcfuzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: joy813 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chetmik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DJS16x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gavana (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

fraid I can't do that, sir. But perhaps I will pop in for a round of ring game this week.

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literally laughing hysterically imagining you actually speak this shit.

no need for all that cussin brah

Godspeed little Jimmy. Godspeed

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PokerStars Game #34259596767: Tournament #204612516, $3.00+$0.30 USD Omaha Pot Limit - Level XIV (300/600) - 2009/10/20 2:03:47 ET
Table '204612516 19' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: kevinsweeney (26800 in chips)
Seat 2: flopjunkie (18710 in chips)
Seat 3: Kancity9 (36242 in chips)
Seat 4: Gottlose (29350 in chips)
Seat 5: Pacer Rock (14840 in chips)
Seat 6: Brods65 (34465 in chips)
Seat 7: Crazypauly12 (11803 in chips)
Seat 8: MarklarMcGee (26200 in chips)
Seat 9: xredbackx (18830 in chips)
Brods65: posts small blind 300
Crazypauly12: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MarklarMcGee [9s 6c 9c 6s]
MarklarMcGee: calls 600
xredbackx: folds
kevinsweeney: folds
flopjunkie: raises 2100 to 2700
Kancity9: folds
Gottlose: folds
Pacer Rock: folds
Brods65: folds
Crazypauly12: folds
MarklarMcGee: calls 2100
*** FLOP *** [5d Ts 7s]
MarklarMcGee: checks
flopjunkie: bets 6300
MarklarMcGee: raises 10500 to 16800
flopjunkie: calls 9710 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (790) returned to MarklarMcGee
*** TURN *** [5d Ts 7s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [5d Ts 7s 3d] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MarklarMcGee: shows [9s 6c 9c 6s] (a pair of Nines)
flopjunkie: shows [Ad Ks 9h Jh] (high card Ace)
MarklarMcGee collected 38320 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 38320 | Rake 0
Board [5d Ts 7s 3d 4d]
Seat 1: kevinsweeney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: flopjunkie showed [Ad Ks 9h Jh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: Kancity9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gottlose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Pacer Rock (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Brods65 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Crazypauly12 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MarklarMcGee showed [9s 6c 9c 6s] and won (38320) with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: xredbackx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

HOF

HELLO, SCUM.

good day, my plebeian friend.

I'M THINKING OF WAYS TO FUCKING KILL YOU AS WE SPEAK.

well, stupid is as stupid does. carry on, my wayward son.

SAY HI TO YOUR FUCKING INBRED CLAN FOR ME, FUCKSTICK. THEY LOVE ME LONG TIME, MUCH MORE THAN THEY DO YOUR SORRY ASS.

i'm afraid i haven't the faintest idea about what it is you reference. your coarseness galls me ineffably.

YOU SORRY BAG OF SYPHILITIC RABBIT JIZZUM. YOU DON'T TALK TO A PIPELAYER LIKE THAT.

why such hostility, sir? if you detect a speck of condescension in my tone, perhaps you should engage in some introspection to determine if it is warranted.

I FUCKED YOUR SISTER. I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER. I FUCKED YOUR PET FROG WHILE PLAYING FROGGER ON YOUR APPLE 2GS. I EVEN KILLED YOUR GRANDMOTHER, THOUGH SHE DIED IN A STATE OF GREAT GRATITUDE.

i can't say that i care for that story. i'll have you know that i can share some lurid anecdotes of my own with you, and you'd be none too pleased with their contents. kindly cease and desist your profligate haranguing.