Alright, chimps, Ship is about to hit the final table of the 109r, 50k weekly guarantee on Aced.com. You can download the software from page three of the rakerapists above. Download and rail him. ... [Read More]
Aspiring man of leisure and Boris Poker Forum all star jiveturkeysuckafool made another final table on the Heartland Poker Tour, this time taking 3rd for a cool 18k. The field has 214 players,... [Read More]
Tonight marks the first tournament of our third Boris Poker League. Boris forum member Detcord was generous enough to donate $50 to add to the prizepool and if there are 20 people registered by 5PM... [Read More]
We have just launched a new forum on Boris Poker to track any stakes that Boris members are generous enough to give out. The tracking system is very basic right now and there is still a ton of work... [Read More]
Boris poker forum regular jivsturkeysuckafool took down a healthy $12.7k when he finished 8th in the Mt. Pleasant stop of the Heartland Poker Tour. You can check out the rail thread with updates... [Read More]
Mar 04, 2010 - 7:58 PM
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MOST OBSESSED WITH MARTY POLL by neverstop
Serial Fail
This pasty albino faggot has his cock way up Marty's ass on a consistant basis, he claims he is just bored at work but we all know he fires up his comp for the sole purpose of gagging on martys huge nutsack. This guy talks about his gf all the time but its obvious he would rather be fucking Marty's ass, what a fucking faggot.
ODDS: 5:1
Shooz
A bit of a dark horse in this race but egg head has shown quite versatility in his trolling of Martin which spans at least 3 years now. Rumor has it shooz receives a text message every time Marty posts on DD allowing him to post at troll reply in record time.
ODDS: 10:1
Team Razor
Taking trolling to a new level is one Stuart Menzies, it takes a special kind of obsession to run up an... [Read More]
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Mar 08, 2010 - 6:15 PM
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ONESTEP WSOP FUND THREAD by onestep
Well, since it went so well for Marty, I figured I start a Onestep fund thread for the WSOP. My sn is boyd81 on Stars/FT so you can look up my past accomplishments. I have made money for the past couple of years playing in these low level buy-in tournies on stars, but unfortunately all of that went to law school, and that was obviously a bad game selection by me.
I would like to play any of the NLHE events they have. There are 4-5 of them with buy-ins of either 1k or 1500.
I also am open to playing in the Event #22: Ladies No-Limit Hold’em Championship. I, of course would be in complete drag with everything needed to look like a woman( minus vag obv).
I am open to wearing/promoting any product in addition to doing crazy shenanigans for a stake. I would also be open to not doing certain things on either of the 3 sites to secure a stake.
I have not setup an middleman so to speak to hold these funds but you can pledge and... [Read More]
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Mar 06, 2010 - 2:40 AM
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MARTIN JAMES CARRICO NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN KAHOOTS WITH REPTILLIANS by Reppat
DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE ALLEGATIONS.
I HAVE SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS HELPING MARTIN WHO I DEARLY CARE ABOUT AND CAN ONLY WISH THE BEST OF SUCCESS.
HE HAS SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH YES MEN AND TROLLS WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO WATCH HIIM FAIL.
8 MODS.
2 MADE PLEDGES TO HIS WSOP FUND.
IF I AM NOT MADE A MODERATOR IN 24 HOURS HE CAN SUCK MY AUSTRALIAN BALLSACK AND I WILL STAKE A BORIS POSTER FOR THIS EVENT.
FUCK HIM IN HIS FAGGOT FACE.
NICE BUSINESS DECISIONS JEWDONK.
WITH ALL RESPECT I WANT U TO WIN THAT BRACELET BUT I AM GOING TO NOTIFY THE STAKEES THAT I HAVE LOST MY CONFIDENCE IN HIS DECISION MAKING AND HIS GOALS.
HE HAS TWO CHOICES SELL TO MICON FOR $400 OR SIT THER AND LET TAPPER CRUSH HIM AND HIS FAGGOT MODS.
YES DISH ADDS ALOT YOU FUCKING QUEER.
DISH HOLLA IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A HEADS UP MATCH FIXED LIMIT FOR MOD... [Read More]
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 So these so called swear words or curse words that are so taboo. I dont get it. So because this word describes something to the foulest it cannot be topped, it should never be used. So these words...  So I'm blissfully done with the poker on my trip - good god am I sick of cards. At this very moment, I'm sitting in a bar in downtown Champaign, Illinois, drinking:
...  SUCK MY DICK  As many of you already know, I am currently in a decent downswing. I've made a few runs at some MTT's lately, but haven't been able to hold, suckout, or win the races in key pots. I know it will...  http://www.pokerstars.com/images/wbcoop/125x125.gif
I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all...
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