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[sonatine]

If you watch Gran Torino backwards, Clint Eastwood rises from the dead to teach an Asian kid how to become a gangbanger.

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	rueened ending for me
	HOF

[sonatine]

If you watch the movie Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[sonatine]

If you watch Passion of the Christ backwards, friendly Romans pull Jesus off a cross so he can have dinner with his friends.

[sonatine]

If you watch Friday the 13th backwards it's about a nice masked man named Jason who reattaches the limbs of campers with his magic machete so that they can enjoy their summer.

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LOL

[sonatine]

If you watch Children of Men backwards, its about Clive Owen braving peril after peril bearing humanity's only child, only to have it sucked into the cunt of a black woman, and then his life becomes meaningless.

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	lol
	:lolz

[Dirt Dog]

If you watch any of the Rambo movies backwards, they become about a chiseled vet who brings people back to life with his bullet vacuum.

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lol

[sonatine]

If you watch Robocop backwards, robocop brings criminals back to life and becomes a real boy at the end.

[sonatine]

If you watch Requiem for a Dream backwards, it's about how drug addicts give up there addiction and go back to making money by robbing there own mothers.

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their TYVM

[Playchips]

If you watch Regarding Henry backwards, it's about a severely retarded man with a perfect family, who's life improves when he's shot in the head and becomes a genius corporate lawyer that fucks his hot co-worker at the Ritz.

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winner so far for me.

[Reppat]

5 faggots go dancing and party at discotheque, then one of them lets his hair grow out, starts wearing blue jeans and gets a job in construction.


Guess the tv show backwards

[Reppat]

Originally Posted by sonatine

If you watch Robocop backwards, robocop brings criminals back to life and becomes a real boy at the end.

[Muck Ficon]

If you watch two girls one cup backwards, it's about two girls throwing up shit into a cup, and then stuffing it in the other girls ass.

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solid

[sonatine]

If you watch Ichi The Killer backwards, a gangster leaves Purgatory and gains his hearing, allowing him to hear Ichi's crys, who proceeds to re-assemble dead people using his magical semen until he finally falls in love.

[thesidedish]

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Top 5 seinfield episode

[Scooter]

If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

[Dirt Dog]

Originally Posted by Scooter

If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

I can't allow you to diss Kubrick like that. 2001 has some very slow parts. But it also has some totally awesome scenes.

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The whole monkeys to humans to space babies deal makes more sense if you've read the book.

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I love Kubrick. But 2001 is lol. It all made sense to me. But I've had more fun watching gay porn. It's the most boring ...

[sonatine]

Originally Posted by Scooter

If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.

Ones disposition towards 2001 is based 100% on the nature of the drugs one chooses to abuse. Anyone who wasnt on acid when it came out despised that film, and yet hundreds if not thousands of acid heads kept it in theaters for months by flocking to every showing.

So, in honor of 2001, 2001 REMIX YALL:

If you watch 2001: A Space Odyssey backwards, a space fetus transforms into Benjamin Button, who turns on a spaceship computer that likes to play classical music backwards. The two go to the moon and bury a rock on the moon, which is later discovered by monkeys who stop fighting each other with bones and decide to play it cool.

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I rest my case. Even sonatine can't make the reverse of 2001 sound interesting. Psychadelics were used. Still boring.

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liike 80% sure i made this thread a while ago

[mazrub]

if you watch Jerry Maguire backwards , tom cruise is just as gay.

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	HOF
	mandatory green.

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