If you watch Friday the 13th backwards it's about a nice masked man named Jason who reattaches the limbs of campers with his magic machete so that they can enjoy their summer.
If you watch Children of Men backwards, its about Clive Owen braving peril after peril bearing humanity's only child, only to have it sucked into the cunt of a black woman, and then his life becomes meaningless.
If you watch Requiem for a Dream backwards, it's about how drug addicts give up there addiction and go back to making money by robbing there own mothers.
If you watch Regarding Henry backwards, it's about a severely retarded man with a perfect family, who's life improves when he's shot in the head and becomes a genius corporate lawyer that fucks his hot co-worker at the Ritz.
If you watch Ichi The Killer backwards, a gangster leaves Purgatory and gains his hearing, allowing him to hear Ichi's crys, who proceeds to re-assemble dead people using his magical semen until he finally falls in love.
If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
I can't allow you to diss Kubrick like that. 2001 has some very slow parts. But it also has some totally awesome scenes.
If you watch 2001: Space Odyssey backwards, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
Somewhat ironically, if you watch it as Kubrick intended, you scream with boredom as absolutely nothing remotely interesting or film-worthy ever happens.
Ones disposition towards 2001 is based 100% on the nature of the drugs one chooses to abuse. Anyone who wasnt on acid when it came out despised that film, and yet hundreds if not thousands of acid heads kept it in theaters for months by flocking to every showing.
So, in honor of 2001, 2001 REMIX YALL:
If you watch 2001: A Space Odyssey backwards, a space fetus transforms into Benjamin Button, who turns on a spaceship computer that likes to play classical music backwards. The two go to the moon and bury a rock on the moon, which is later discovered by monkeys who stop fighting each other with bones and decide to play it cool.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
