Thread: Survivor Boris, who would win?

If all the freaks on this site were on an island, who would win the million?
Vwls tits would get her far in teh competition, but I do think Michael would pull ahead for the win, the shy sneaky type always does plus no one would vote him off due to niceness.
Who do you think would win? Would definitely be some funny shit/deaths.

me

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IMO it would be Lexicon over Vwls for the million. Who would get voted off first?

i have managed the illustrious 3 green boxes with 1450 shitty posts i can do anything

splitthis would get voted off after she got caught fucking onestep

I'd win easily but loan half the money to Wibadgeralum to never see it again then promptly lose the other half playing Weiss heads up. Then Vwls would take the $100 I had hidden in my sock in exchange for a tit pick.

I'd end up broker than I began.

'the last known survivor stalks HIS prey in the night'

it is written...
therefore, Vwls and her ilk are bound by clandestine chauvinism

Id win, vwls would dupe me after with fake tales of fornication all the while rolling me for a cool million.

onestep is token gay.

setofks is chocolate thunder.

we need asian guy/gal.

Is there beer on survivor? Cuz that would be a huge factor.

Originally Posted by lexicon

onestep is token gay.

setofks is chocolate thunder.

we need asian guy/gal.

sfo

lolomon doesn't count since he is inactive.

lex, vwls, ship, usc, michael.

the champion of the orgy wins.

i love vwls but i think she would opt out of the game 2 days in. No beer, no cigs, no steak, no internet, the woman would be a wreck.

I'd win. I'd be on isolation island or whatever it is enough times to find the idol. I'm not dependant on anything, unlike most of you. I would be very good in making you miss home and your friends, and psychologically fucking you up. But mostly because I'd be by myself on the island finding the idol. Can you find/use the idol more than once? Is there like a Willy Wonka gold ticket that gets me into the top 2?

Cakewalk for Razor obv.

I think CBS would have a hard time getting viewers for that kind of sausage fest.

cbs would pay jewdonk $400/episode and it would all work out for them

Me and Mikey would make a deal and split the mill after the show obv.

Originally Posted by FckVwls

Me and Mikey would make a deal and split the mill after the show obv.

Didn't work so well for the last guy.