Survivor Boris, who would win?

splitthis · May 29th, 2009, 09:01 PM

If all the freaks on this site were on an island, who would win the million?
Vwls tits would get her far in teh competition, but I do think Michael would pull ahead for the win, the shy sneaky type always does plus no one would vote him off due to niceness.
Who do you think would win? Would definitely be some funny shit/deaths.

Comments

	lolz i aint sneaky
	fine thread

sOFAkINGgOOD · May 29th, 2009, 09:03 PM

me

imo
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Rum Dick · May 29th, 2009, 09:06 PM

IMO it would be Lexicon over Vwls for the million. Who would get voted off first?

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	gamble
	onestep voted off first

MAMA LUIGI · May 29th, 2009, 09:21 PM

i have managed the illustrious 3 green boxes with 1450 shitty posts i can do anything

MAMA LUIGI · May 29th, 2009, 09:21 PM

splitthis would get voted off after she got caught fucking onestep

Long Legged Boris · May 29th, 2009, 09:23 PM

I'd win easily but loan half the money to Wibadgeralum to never see it again then promptly lose the other half playing Weiss heads up. Then Vwls would take the $100 I had hidden in my sock in exchange for a tit pick.

I'd end up broker than I began.

sOFAkINGgOOD · May 29th, 2009, 09:24 PM

'the last known survivor stalks HIS prey in the night'

it is written...
therefore, Vwls and her ilk are bound by clandestine chauvinism

Suicide King · May 29th, 2009, 09:30 PM

Id win, vwls would dupe me after with fake tales of fornication all the while rolling me for a cool million.

lexicon · May 30th, 2009, 01:10 AM

onestep is token gay.

setofks is chocolate thunder.

we need asian guy/gal.

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lolomon

Muck Ficon · May 30th, 2009, 01:13 AM

Is there beer on survivor? Cuz that would be a huge factor.

MAMA LUIGI · May 30th, 2009, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lexicon

onestep is token gay.

setofks is chocolate thunder.

we need asian guy/gal.

sfo

lexicon · May 30th, 2009, 01:37 AM

lolomon doesn't count since he is inactive.

jiveturkeysuckafool · May 30th, 2009, 02:39 AM

lex, vwls, ship, usc, michael.

the champion of the orgy wins.

pirate booty · May 30th, 2009, 05:19 AM

i love vwls but i think she would opt out of the game 2 days in. No beer, no cigs, no steak, no internet, the woman would be a wreck.

Comments

	uh huh oh yeah girlfriend
	lol

Behemoth · May 30th, 2009, 06:08 AM

I'd win. I'd be on isolation island or whatever it is enough times to find the idol. I'm not dependant on anything, unlike most of you. I would be very good in making you miss home and your friends, and psychologically fucking you up. But mostly because I'd be by myself on the island finding the idol. Can you find/use the idol more than once? Is there like a Willy Wonka gold ticket that gets me into the top 2?