Sun Tzu has turned over in his grave. There are battles you do not start because you can not win them.

In poker, there is a concept called "game selection". It's roughly a basic common-sense logical idea that suggests you should not play in games where your opponents have you hopelessly outclassed.

In poker terms, you have just put your Internet existence on the table - in a HU match v an opponent who would outclass men with Far smaller Chins than yours. This War is going to be painful for you, my old friend. I may even feel occasional twangs of guilt at your systematic destruction.

But I will draw from my Courage Reserve to stay the Fight. Until you lie crying and sobbing and muttering Ooncle.

To say this will not end well for you would be patronising. And probably misleading. This will end disastrously for you. Dresden. Nagasaki. Carrico's face. These landmarks [and pockmarks] will look upon your destruction and feel...overwhelming pity.

So it is written.

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removed

deleted from net

Finally I have chosen the correct Saturday night to be on the internet.

so Jonny,

you reg all your domains publicly including skatz. you have all your info as part of the public domain including your full name, address and phone number.

Me being the nice guy I am warn you and show you how to make it private, and this is how you repay me. Because i posted aphoto of you that has already been posted.

Tight life

scammer

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ship $100 to hcteks on ftp and all is forgiven, 10 for the bounty, 90 to remove the scammatar

Are you smoking crack?

I pay Rum Dick a $10 bounty you wanted but were not eligible for - and you take a 7 yr old pic of me, the worst pic ever taken of my almost-DiggyDow sculptured features, and plaster SCAMMER on it along with my name?

And you think I'm sitting here with vast wealth and I'm not going to make you pay for that?

Oh you have gravely misjudged the level of my boredom and righteous indignation / vindictiveness.

This will be fun. Then it will get ugly. Then you will fall.

When all is said and done, just remember...you fired at an innocent. And there are consequences for that.

Ian RIP 06/02/10

a) why wasnt I eligible for your contest? i have been a skatz member since november tyvm

b) if you post my full name again you will be banned permanently from here. so enjoy fighting the war from team terrible headquarters

scooter, folks... starts an entire forum out his hatred for me, goes by the name "dakota burning in hell" on skatz, rolls me for ten bucks in a contest, and is now trying to "ruin my life" by posting my full name along with various pedophile/molestation accusations/phrases (lol if he thinks that stuff works, what a noob).

cool guy

Jonny Stripper

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The winner: Tony G
Photo courtesy of Jonny v

I find it most delightful that you are so deluded you are not even capable of [almost certainly pointless] damage control in the face of imminent destruction.

It assuages a portion of the guilt I will no doubt likely feel when this is over. If I'm lucky, you will continue to assuage any pity I might have for you - to the delightful point where it is assuaged in it's entirety.

Let the games begin...

Can you please paste your slander over a more recent picture. One which is not 7 yrs old where I have fat ruddy healthy cheeks instead of my Crack Chic [TM] sunken cheeks I currently possess - and am quite fond of?

I will make your death less painful if you grant me this vain request.

lol destruction is imminent!

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w/e i think you look fine in that pic, cant be arsed to open image editor, sorry

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oh yeah, youre a scammer btw

I am immune to your charming flattery.

That picture is a horror. I am happy and fat and healthy. It's positively nauseating. And a gross misrepresentation of my ghetto junkie 'look' I have cultured over years of depraved 'living'.

I don't even know that chubby-cheeked smiling idiot child. And I don't think I care for him.

You do have a Patrician's nose you should be proud of.

If your Chin wasn't so monstrous, you would almost be adorable.

You face a brigade of armoured divisions, lined up with their scopes covering your entire body in a blur of red - your own rusty pistol is pointed at your own face, and you offer me terms?

I think I would back a 3 yr old against you in a game of checkers for your net worth. You're not only incapable of thinking one move in advance, you're literally tripping over yourself stumbling backwards.

I've been reliably informed you're looking for a job. In the IT industry.

You stand on the ledge, about to jump to your own destruction...and Gambowl wants me to talk you down, to save you from yourself. skatz.



You're so close to adorable. But then that HUGE Chin brings me back to the [ugly] realities.

sigh.

I hate reality. It's so bleak, and crowded with disproportionately sized Chins.

lol reliably informed.

I have done nothing but sit on my ass, play poker, and drink since dec 18th. And i am not an IT guy so yeah tight info i guess? good luck with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTIUON

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also:

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also: THIS USER IS A WORTHLESS SCAMMER

fucken losers

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