Thread: Hai Ian . For Your Eyes [and Chin] Only. Preserve After Shivering.

Originally Posted by Scooter

Are you smoking crack?

I pay Rum Dick a $10 bounty you wanted but were not eligible for - and you take a 7 yr old pic of me, the worst pic ever taken of my almost-DiggyDow sculptured features, and plaster SCAMMER on it along with my name?

And you think I'm sitting here with vast wealth and I'm not going to make you pay for that?

Oh you have gravely misjudged the level of my boredom and righteous indignation / vindictiveness.

This will be fun. Then it will get ugly. Then you will fall.

When all is said and done, just remember...you fired at an innocent. And there are consequences for that.

Ian RIP 06/02/10

Great....Ian is gonna die on June 2nd.

All this over ten bucks?

Best $10 I ever attributed to the correct bounty claimant.

Ion, if you're that hard up, you're willing to destroy yourself over $10 you weren't eligible for and didn't even claim...I'll buy Boreus off you for 2000.

Think of the razors you could buy with that kind of wealth!

Gilette Mach3, Schick Quattro, an...electric..razor. gasp

The world of mens grooming could be your oyster.

hahahahahahah

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Just quietly, I think I'm winning the foreplay War of Words. Can you get someone to write some copy for you please? I'll bankroll their expenses...

Originally Posted by Scooter

Best $10 I ever attributed to the correct bounty claimant.

Ion, if you're that hard up, you're willing to destroy yourself over $10 you weren't eligible for and didn't even claim...I'll buy Boreus off you for 2000.

Think of the razors you could buy with that kind of wealth!

Gilette Mach3, Schick Quattro, an...electric..razor. gasp

The world of mens grooming could be your oyster.

Quattro shoutout rep. btw,



sweet popped collar bro.

"winning the foreplay War of Words"

wow

This is why you need to outsource brahh

Also, I gifted you 8 opportunities to own my face, but you bathe in fail.

Originally Posted by After realising my ass cheeks were wide open on Skatz all this time...

Jesus Christ. I was just doing some hella expensive posting and Ion was too moran to tax me for it.

$80 he could have invoiced me for my post-Ion Breakdown posts in this thread:

http://www.borispoker.com/boris78/11...shivering.html

The man [?] makes Serial Fail look like a winnar.

I pledge $80 to Skatz for skatz-related pursuits - and call a temporary pause on the bounty - for fear of imminent bankruptcy should I allow it to continue indefinitely.

Originally Posted by Scooter

This is why you need to outsource brahh

Also, I gifted you 8 opportunities to own my face, but you bathe in fail.

dude i dont need to outsourse, i could just post a random pic from GIS and you will contiunue to make yourself look like retard over and over and over.

also you already said I was ineligible for the bounty, why would i claim it again when you already scammed me. are you really this high?

btw you do realize this was all a ruse to get you to post on boris and have someone else claim the bounties right? what an easy mark you truly are.

borispoker: will be shipping scooter the scammer avatar/title
mole: oh my
mole: that is fiendish and perfect
borispoker: i know
mole: he is going to go through the fucking roof
borispoker: well it will cost him 10 bucks for every post
mole: apparently not so far, but when the scammatar is in place we can expect to run this shit up
mole: and you can redrep every post with $20, $30, $40

Originally Posted by Scooter

I spot a bit of a flaw in your post-event attempt to reproduce a conversation that never existed.

No one claimed the bounties.

oops?

no not "oops", i didnt have anyone in mind to claim the bounties, i figured that end would take care of itself... but since you called off the contest like a worthless scammer i guess i shoulkd have expected that... tight "flaw" though

jesus scooter shut it the fuck down, i am embarrassed for you dude.

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Praise be to Wiz.

I thought you'd had enough of the shellacking and shut it down for a nap.

also a seperate convo (tight life me, i know)


[6:41:32 PM] Ian : scooter rolled me for 10 bucks
[6:41:50 PM] John : hof
[6:42:04 PM] Ian : he is getting scammatar
[6:42:06 PM] Ian : http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1166/jonnyscammer.gif
[6:42:44 PM] John : is that him?
[6:42:48 PM] Ian : yeah
[6:42:50 PM] John : he will go on cybertilt
[6:42:57 PM] John : tiltborg
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[7:27:22 PM] John : look i got your $10
[7:27:25 PM] Ian : haha
[7:27:30 PM] John : apparently thats why rummy shipped
[7:27:31 PM] Ian : i dont want the monmey
[7:27:36 PM] Ian : this tilt is epic
[7:27:42 PM] John : then i will set it for a freeroll

lol wat fuk is going on?

wake up to return of scoot vs ian

and i hav a tydepoker radio show on in the background, with ol man tyde talking over rounders music

tis a glorius day for interweb

i stil dont know what is going on but iv been forward skatz links which will require a couple three to get up to speed


summar?

scooter offer bounty, ian says he won, scoot paid rum dick? then personal info posted by both now jihad?

$10 freeroll? Can I play?

Christ can someone help Ian write some copy - I'm feeling very Detcorded at the moment.

Originally Posted by Reppat

lol wat fuk is going on?

wake up to return of scoot vs ian

and i hav a tydepoker radio show on in the background, with ol man tyde talking over rounders music

tis a glorius day for interweb

i stil dont know what is going on but iv been forward skatz links which will require a couple three to get up to speed


summar?

scooter offer bounty, ian says he won, scoot paid rum dick? then personal info posted by both now jihad?

lolol almost, i didnt post any of scooters info and never will, just a pic that has already been on boris.


jihad yes, apparently imminent destruction is a foregone conclusion

you are god btw

who is john or is john = tim?

AND THIS FKN JEWDY RADIO SUX, WHY DOESNT HE DRINK AND TILT, YAWN..

dont listen, feel





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