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    Artie Array liquidsyphon's Avatar
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    You know to get the confidence up so I can spit fire.

    I need enough for a buzz but I also don't want her to smell it on me. This is all so stressful

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    Now You Sit Down Array onestep's Avatar
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    1-2 beers, then a couple of tic tacs and a small spray of axe should do the trick.


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    Comrade Array s-inator's Avatar
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    I recommend harder drugs. If you're a grizzled drinker booze will make you a little foggy.

    The rush and nervousness is also your friend. Enjoy it. Its what will make success so pleasurable and its a normal biological function. Numbing it numbs not only the fear of potential defeat but also the reward of success. Don't let the nervousness bother you too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onestep View Post
    1-2 beers, then a couple of tic tacs and a small spray of axe should do the trick.
    you really must be a fag if you get a buzz after 1-2 beers


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    Fatnigma Array enigmamachine's Avatar
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    Both of you drink...it'll lead to sex.

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    Artie Array liquidsyphon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigmamachine View Post
    Both of you drink...it'll lead to sex.
    well this is like a pregame to the date, if drinking occurs during the date im all for it

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    General Parachute Panic Champion Array JACKDANIELS's Avatar
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    meet her in the pub, get there early down a few problem solved

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    Space Cowboy Tetris Champion, Zookeeper Champion Array BEEN's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigmamachine View Post
    Both of you drink...it'll lead to sex.



    take her for a drink before dinner 2 birds baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detcord View Post
    you really must be a fag if you get a buzz after 1-2 beers
    Yes, 2 tall Newcastle's that are consumed in 10-15 minutes give me a nice feeling.

    I'm sorry if I don't drink 7 pints and go home to beat the wife like you Euro poofs.

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    Comrade Array s-inator's Avatar
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    Dates blow.

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    nothing can go wrong drinking before a date imo

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    Goat Mechanic Array Bobby Wong's Avatar
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    Essential.

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    Avoid Obstacles, Comfortable, Protective Blind Dog Helmet

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    Artie Array liquidsyphon's Avatar
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    i know you guys wouldnt steer me in the wrong direction for your own amusement so i will slam a couple whiskey and cokes before the date. ive never tried hideing booze breath so i guess i should get some tic tacs or gum or some shit FUCK

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    I always get shithammered b4 a date. Prob. because of the type of girls I like are all wasted too. :?

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    Heartland Poker Tour God Snot Factory Champion, The Luckiest Champion Array jiveturkeysuckafool's Avatar
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    this can't be a serious question, right?

    state-dependency ftw, obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detcord View Post
    you really must be a fag if you get a buzz after 1-2 beers
    explain


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    Boris Sports Guru Array IndyJoe's Avatar
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    How many dates have you been on that you still need to drink?


    If you're in high school, and still need to calm the nerves then have a couple Vodkas in a mix. She won't be able to smell it. You can smell Whiskey a mile away.

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    Scammer for Life Array fminc's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndyJoe View Post
    How many dates have you been on that you still need to drink?


    If you're in high school, and still need to calm the nerves then have a couple Vodkas in a mix. She won't be able to smell it. You can smell Whiskey a mile away.
    a. u know he is not in high school.

    b. i know i still like to drink, when i come around ur way

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    Comrade Array SetOfKs's Avatar
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    Most of the girls I go out with, I need a few drinks before hand not cause I'm nervous, but so its less painful trying to hold a conversation with them. That being said, if she isn't a pig, its probably -EV to drink more than 1 or 2 shots before hand.

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