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Feb 06, 2010 - 7:33 PM
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Hai Ian . For Your Eyes [and Chin] Only. Preserve After Shivering.
by Scooter
Sun Tzu has turned over in his grave. There are battles you do not start because you can not win them.
In poker, there is a concept called "game selection". It's roughly a basic common-sense logical idea that suggests you should not play in games where your opponents have you hopelessly outclassed.
In poker terms, you have just put your Internet existence on the table - in a HU match v an opponent who would outclass men with Far smaller Chins than yours. This War is going to be painful for you, my old friend. I may even feel occasional twangs of guilt at your systematic destruction.
But I will draw from my Courage Reserve to stay the Fight. Until you lie crying and sobbing and muttering Ooncle.
To say this will not end well for you would be patronising. And probably misleading. This will end disastrously for you. Dresden. Nagasaki. Carrico's face. These landmarks [and pockmarks] will look upon your destruction and... [Read More] |
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 So I'm blissfully done with the poker on my trip - good god am I sick of cards. At this very moment, I'm sitting in a bar in downtown Champaign, Illinois, drinking:
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 SUCK MY DICK
 As many of you already know, I am currently in a decent downswing. I've made a few runs at some MTT's lately, but haven't been able to hold, suckout, or win the races in key pots. I know it will...
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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all...
Wednesday Jan 06
Well what can I say about Wednesday. I played like shit, I ran like shit, and I was fucking card dead for most of the night again. It fucking sucks watching guys flop sets and make...
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